Somehow this bear was able to hide
A sickening cesspool of evil inside
His soothing demeanor, his noblest claims
Kept him safe from suspicion and multiple blames
When the mutilated animals began to appear
From all sneaking suspicions this bear remained clear
He claimed advancing science was his heart’s sole desire
But the means to his ends were atrocious and dire
Needles and tubes and the vilest machines
Employed without mercy to inspire pained screams
Until one afternoon, a subject broke free
Unprepared he was, for this enraged monkey
The primate reacted, no time he did waste
He lunged at the bear and ripped off half of his face