There’s a legend that states
When fresh from the womb
It didn’t take long
Until he shaped his first animal balloon
At age three he took make-up
And powdered his face
And performed comedic skits
Based off Will & Grace
After high school he moved on
And aced clown school
He was the best of the best
When acting a fool
But when his first gig came
To celebrate a cub’s ninth year of life
He frightened the youngster so badly
That he stabbed him with a knife
