Sick of being puny,
this bear made a vow
to buff himself up
and to do it right now.
So, he purchased the proteins,
the magazines and pills.
No nonsense, no slacking,
no excuses, no frills.
Even though there was improvement,
injuries leaped in his way.
Broken bones and torn muscles
seemed to occur every other day.
Even so, he decided
to kick it up a notch,
but cruel fate stepped in
for another exercise botch.
For when he was straining
with a deadlift from Hell,
his arms tore clean off,
he screamed and he fell.
But more had occurred,
not one injury, but two.
The second was explosive
and took of his legs, too.
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